BREAKING: PATHETIC! María Corina Machado GIVES her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump after his relentless bullying campaign…and he is desperate enough to accept it!

The leader of the Venezuelan opposition, who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize instead of, well, not definitely Trump, who definitely was not even in consideration, proved that she was also not worthy of the prize by obediently handing it over to Trump in a desperate attempt to wriggle herself back in line for a chance at power in post-Maduro Venezuela.

After Nicolas Maduro’s illegal and reckless kidnapping, Trump quickly ruled out Machado from any prominent role in whatever might come next after Maduro, and stories began to circulate about his anger that she accepted the prize instead of giving it to him.

So instead of standing her ground, she caved, like so many other have before her.

Speaking to the media after her White House meeting with Trump, Machado said she had “presented” Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize medal as “a recognition for his unique commitment with our freedom.”

Trump immediately took to Truth Social to brag about it. “María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done,” he wrote. “Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you María!”

This is truly humiliating for all parties involved.

Sorry, Maria, you are not going to be president of Venezuela. Trump and his goons have made it clear that they are not actually interested in regime change in Venezuela, he just wants to steal the oil revenue and funnel it into his own offshore accounts while the rest of Maduro’s regime continues to run the country.

Trump, on the other hand, has earned himself yet another cursed relic to feed his insecurities. Every time he looks at it, he will know he didn’t earn it, and it will eat him alive — ironically, the same way he feels when he looks at Don Jr. and thinks about the son he could have had.

Hope they’re both just miserable!